OLD NEWS ARCHIVE

AUGUST 2008 NEWS

DOG DAYS OF SUMMER

No extra tours set for this month, but just hang on for a few weeks and you’ll find a walk every Sunday in September. Meanwhile, Vince Emery is getting on with the completely revised and updated version of Don’s Dashiell Hammett Tour book, at this very moment putting together the Index. This edition is set to have almost twice as many photos as any previous version, with each and every sentence checked and triple-checked. Get ready it ought to be swell. But if you’ve got to have some authentic noir this August or bust, our pal Steve Seid over at the Pacific Film Archive has a series devoted to the cinema of David Goodis running through the month. Fresh off his trip to Goodis’ native burg of Philly for NoirCon in April, Don couldn’t resist catching a couple of programs he even recognized some of the location shots in The Burglar after gumshoeing all over Philadelphia.

Oh, yeah, The Burglar was introduced by Noir City maven Eddie Muller, who has just put his own short film The Grand Inquisitor online for all to see check it out here.

JULY 2008 NEWS

 

BIG POSTERS ON MARKET

The set of six posters paying tribute to Hammett and The Maltese Falcon are now on display in those triangular ad kiosks all along Market from the Embarcadero to Van Ness. They’ll be up for about three months, plenty of time for the curious to track down an example of each one and see what artist Owen Smith did with the theme.

The tour Don offered on June 28 to launch the march of the posters went off pretty well, with a big crowd check out a few shots of the scene here. The crowd and posters and Don hatted-and-trenchcoated up are all obvious enough the guy with the brush-cut and the tats is Owen Smith. And if you hop over to Owen’s website, he has plans to stream a video of the walk, for those who missed out and want to see what happened. The huge excitement was that one of the posters had been tagged that very morning public art meeting REALLY public art. Hey, the mean streets, what can you say?

NOTHING EXTRA SHAKING THIS MONTH

Meanwhile, Don doesn’t have any tours set for this month, so you’ll have to be content with the video. In a short two months it’ll be September, with a tour offered on every Sunday.

JUNE 2008 NEWS

 

OUR WEB HOST HITS THE BIG 13

While the average guy on the street may not think of Don and the Hammett Tour as part of the on-going cool San Francisco underground scene, Don does the walk has its origins in Gary Warne’s 1970s groups Communiversity and especially The Suicide Club, and Don has kept his hand in on this and that underground deal ever since.

The glue binding together all the tentacle-like threads of the local counterculture for thirteen years now is Scott Beale with his Laughing Squid web scene. On Saturday May 31st Scott hosted a blow-out party in CellSpace for his thirteenth anniversary, and Don showed up to pay respect, chatting with John Law, Michael Mikel and others, spotting local legends such as Mr. Lucky, Michael Pepe and loser mayoral candidate Chicken John moving through the throngs, and being caught up in more conversation with Sebastian Hyde and Kevin Evans, designers of the infamous Doggie Diner website, as he exited the affair. Don’s involvement with the Doggie Diner heads goes back many years (he was the official custodian for the John Law Collection at one point), so he couldn’t resist one more chance to pose with the iconic images, Easter Island meets Tex Avery photo on the left. Yep, the Dog Heads showed up for the party, too, and as far as Don is concerned, they ARE the culture, nothing counter about it.

ALMOST NOTHING SHAKING ON THE MEAN STREETS

No regular tours set for June, though people keep dropping in emails at the last minute asking if there will be a tour the next day no, no tour the next day, doesn’t matter which day it is. Give Don a few weeks notice and maybe you’ll get something going.

The exception is a two-hour walk set for Saturday June 28th, starting at 1 p.m. from the s.e. corner of Third and Market, to celebrate the summer posters picturing characters from The Maltese Falcon painted by artist Owen Smith for the San Francisco Arts Commission. Toward the end of June you’ll see these posters popping up in MUNI kiosks along Market Street just before they appear info will show up at this site.

For this tour Don will track down an example of each one of the six posters, plus duck off Market to nearby sites featured in Hammett’s most famous novel. Owen has done a nice job, going retro to recreate a period look, as in the example shown here.

AND IT IS STILL THE WANDREI CENTENNIAL YEAR

For this month of the Donald Wandrei centennial celebration, how about a link to a podcast over in Britain where they did a reading of Wandrei’s famous first sale to Weird Tales, “The Red Brain,” including some follow-up chat? The idea expressed that Wandrei had affinities with the punk underground culture would no doubt dismay Wandrei, but nonetheless he did like his pal H. P. Lovecraft, he was opening all kinds of doors for people to walk through, and the punks are some of their biggest fans.

 

 

MAY 2008 NEWS

WINNING THOSE AWARDS

In the photo above you can see Don posed with the three Cimmerian Awards he has landed thus far this shot being an alternate that wasn’t used in the new Cimmerian Awards issue coverage. For that issue Don contributed numerous blurbs as well as a short essay comparing the Cimmerian Awards with various trophies which belonged to the late, great fantasy and science fiction grandmaster Fritz Leiber in fact, he sent in more blurb matter than could be squeezed in. If you want the story-behind-the-story of the existential ordeal he experienced trying to figure out what kind of photo to take, click here to read a mini-essay that ended up on the magazine’s cutting room floor.

THE APRIL CIMMERIAN

Also available now is the April 2008 issue of The Cimmerian, which in addition to other features offers a taste of the new French book on Robert E. Howard in English translation. You can order Échos de Cimmérie to read Don’s essay “The Feast Is Over” in French, or you can read the American version in the April issue of TC along with two other pieces Fabrice Tortey has lined up for his tribute to the creator of Conan.

LOCAL ACTION

Don had a great time at NoirCon last month, of course, hanging out with Dennis McMillan and Ken Bruen and company one little highlight was when George Pelecanos spotted a copy of the Richard Stark paperback original novel The Outfit for Don to buy when they were browsing in a warehouse-sized Philadelphia bookstore. Plus local noir guy Eddie Muller made the scene, too and Eddie tells us that he has a long feature piece on current San Francisco and Bay Area noir and hard-boiled writers in the book review section of the San Francisco Chronicle on Sunday May 4th. If you want to check out the latest on our local action, don’t miss that one.

DON WANDREI AT 100

Last month saw the centennial birthday of Donald A. Wandrei, and our pal Morgan Holmes over on the REHupa website did a nice blog post pointing out several reasons why Wandrei stands as one of the more important figures in the history of fantasy and science fiction. Surf over to that post if you’re curious and expect more Wandrei material here as his centenary year marches on.

TOURS EVERY SUNDAY

And finally, just like it says on the Tour Page, you’ll find a Hammett walk going every Sunday this month at noon. Grab ten bucks, pick a Sunday, show up and walk the walk that’s all there is to it.

 

APRIL 2008 NEWS

Anyone who wants to track Don down at the NoirCon in Philly will find him hanging around the bar from April 3 through 6. Doesn’t look as if there will be a formal panel devoted to Charles Willeford during the convention, but they have a “tribute” set for Sunday morning and Don popped in a little essay for the program book, spotlighting a previously unreported quote that Willeford fans will love. Say hello or just come over and talk noir if you feel like it.

DON WANDREI HITS 100

April 20 of this month marks the centennial birthday of fantasy and science-fiction titan Donald A. Wandrei, who was born on that date in 1908 (though we should mention that April 20 actually irked Wandrei, since he shared the day-of-month birth date with Adolph Hitler). Our Hammett Tour Don knew Wandrei pretty well, and figures he may as well see what he can do to recognize the centenary. First up for this month you’ll find the article “Collecting Donald Wandrei,” which will give you a quick and easy overview of his life and writings.

TOURS BY APPOINTMENT

For April Don is offering only tours by appointment, but you’ll find walks offered every Sunday in May if you can hang on till then. And if you’re in Stockton, you could kick off May with a walk on Saturday May 3rd being hosted by another “Big Read” program covering The Maltese Falcon, this one sponsored by the Stockton Public Library.

MARCH 2008 NEWS

PALM SUNDAY

Anyone who wants to show up, willing to hand over a tenspot, is welcome to join in the Dashiell Hammett Tour offered on Palm Sunday — that’s Sunday March 16 with a noon start at the Main Library as usual. No reservations required or taken, just make the scene by noon and walk that hard-boiled walk.

WILLEFORD

The tour this month is offered in memoriam the great absurdist crime writer Charles Willeford, who died on Palm Sunday — March 27, 1988 — twenty years ago. Don of course did the book Willeford on his life and works, and as always recommends Willeford’s writing — books such as Miami Blues, The Burnt Orange Heresy, Cockfighter — as among the essential crime fiction anyone with taste needs to read. Just recently William Denton, founder of the noir and hard-boiled chat group RARA-AVIS, drifted into town and Don as a courtesy to a fellow Willeford fan took him around to see some Hammett sites and also tossed in the Powell Hotel on Powell Street, where Willeford said he stayed when he wrote his first novel. Don gets queries about Willeford at this website pretty often, with some folk late last year fired up with the idea that they might be able to track down some of the paintings and other artwork Willeford is known to have created. Don took the question to Willeford’s widow Betsy, who answered: “I never saw any of them, except the Tab Hunter construction he entered in the college faculty art show. He may have thrown them away himself, or Mary Jo may have tossed them out the window of their apartment. I'd asked him about the paintings a few times but he didn't give me a direct answer, so I stopped asking.” Mary Jo Willeford was the second wife, who purged Willeford’s collection of books when he was hospitalized at one point — this was when they were living in the apartment building that serves as the model for the building where the characters live in the long novel The Shark-Infested Custard. Over the years Don has been amused by the various guys who have read his book and gone on rants suggesting that if they had been there to interview Willeford, they would have gotten much more info out of him than Don did. These guys are genuine saps who just don’t understand the accurate picture Don drew of Willeford’s personality. If Willeford didn’t want to answer a question, sorry, he just didn’t answer the question — didn’t matter if you were his own wife, he just clammed up — though if he thought you were a likely candidate for some serious kidding, he’d tell you whatever he felt like at the moment. Yeah, he was a tough interview, but ranks as one of the all-time greats. Twenty years after his death, the cult for his work remains as strong as ever.

NOIRCON

Next up for Don is an appearance at NoirCon I in Philadelphia where he’ll be hanging around from April 3 through 6 — we believe the panel about Willeford that he’ll sit in on is the morning of Sunday the 6th.  Say hello if you feel like it, and if you have a question about Willeford and related topics, bring it to the bar and let fly.

FEBRUARY 2008 NEWS

NOTHING SHAKING ON THE MEAN STREETS

Keeping his lazy streak working overtime, Don isn’t doing any tours this month where you can just show up, pay ten bucks, and walk the walk. But he knows he needs to get the tour up and going for the next thirty years, so he has chosen a date in March — Sunday March 16, noon start as usual — for a walk open to anyone who wants to go on it. He picked that one out of the battered fedora because it is Palm Sunday, which happens to be the date the late great Charles Willeford passed away. So, in memoriam of one of Don’s favorite writers, the Hammett tour kicks back into gear. Next month.

AT THE NOIR PANEL

A couple of people came up to Don during the noir panel at the Mechanics Institute last month to tell him that they had emailed him off this website and never heard back. Who knows what technological hurdle stood in the way at that moment, but rest assured, if you send Don an email he will answer it (so if you don’t hear back, try again — don’t let technology stand in your way). Even if you are one of those people who ask for a tour on Wednesday with only two days advance notice, don’t worry, you’ll get an answer — usually “No.” Think of those as like the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld — “No tour for you!”

LATER IN THE YEAR

After the noir panel, Peter Maravelis told Don that the release date for San Francisco Noir 2: The Classics currently is set for September, so anyone who wants that one has awhile to wait. Brief selections from that book were read during the panel, with a range of authors and periods ranging from Mark Twain through Hammett up to William T. Vollmann, and lots in between.

 

JANUARY 2008 NEWS

STAYING IN OUT OF THE RAIN

No extra tours set for this month, but if you want to hear Don offer a few opinions on noir and hard-boiled fiction while staying dry at the same time, come on down to the Mechanics Institute in Post Street on January 24th for “San Francisco Noir: Past to Present.” Peter Maravelis, editor of the Akashic Press anthologies San Francisco Noir and the upcoming San Francisco Noir 2: The Classics, will moderate a discussion featuring Peter Plate, Craig Clevenger, Eddie “The Czar of Noir” Muller, Don and Joe Gores — not a bad line-up, so let’s hope no one gets jumped and blackjacked by a flu bug before the date. Free to Institute members, $10 for the general public.

“KNIVES IN THE DARK”

Don got invited to sit in on the Mechanics Institute noir fest because Maravelis decided to reprint his neo-Black Mask story “Knives in the Dark” from the Dennis McMillan anthology Measures of Poison in San Francisco Noir: The Classics — good news for anyone who wants to read that one and didn’t want to shell out the original $30 cover price on the trade edition (much less the tags being asked on the out-of-print market these days). Don will read a couple of scenes from that story, concentrating on Frisco settings — after the panel he’ll take anyone who is interested a block over from the Mechanics Institute to show them the location of the bootlegger tunnels that feature at the end of the story.

WHILE OVER IN FRANCE

Fabrice Tortey is taking pre-orders on the new critical and biographical anthology about Robert E. Howard, Echoes de Cimmérie — of course, it would help if you read French to get the full value out of the text, but Howard completists will want it regardless, and there are lots of photos and illustrations lined up for the English-only types. Don provided a ruminative essay on Howard at one hundred years, “The Feast Is Over” — now “La Fęte est finie” — to intro the section of new criticism devoted to the creator of Conan.

 

DECEMBER 2007 NEWS

THIRTY YEARS DOWN

Other than some groups by appointment, no gumshoes are hitting the pavement of the mean streets this month, as thirty years eases quietly past — with year thirty-one to follow. The plans by Vince Emery to publish a completely revised and updated edition of the long out-of-print Dashiell Hammett Tour book are still rolling, don’t sweat it, although Vince got set back a few steps, delaying the release date until next year. When it is ready, we’ll let you know. Plus it looks as if Don’s neo-Black Mask story from Measures of Poison is poised for reprint in a more affordable trade paperback, for folk who haven’t had a chance to read it as yet. And at this moment Don is busy doing a short article about Charles Willeford and Dennis McMillan, some info never before seen in print, for the program book of Noir Con I — since Dennis will be a Guest of Honor at that gathering, it looks as if Don will be jumping on a plane for Philly in April 2008 to pay proper respect and ride around with McMillan posse. 

NOVEMBER 2007 NEWS

TOURS BY APPOINTMENT

Nothing extra shaking on the mean streets this month, although Don did his cicerone bit for a large tour by appointment negotiated by that organization whose origins go back to rescuing child slaves from the Tongs. Various people, though, still keep popping in emails requesting a tour in two or three days — with Don’s favorite the guy who asked about joining up with the walk “next Wednesday.” There is no walk next Wednesday. Any tours offered where folk can show up for $10 each appear here on the News Page, and if you are hauling into town and want to have one of those tossed on the burner, then you need to give Don at least a month’s lead time to announce it here. If you’re more a Caspar Gutman type with some bigger bills to toss around, then sudden negotiations may be made, and of course if you have your own large group ready to walk then gumshoes can kiss the asphalt anytime you want.

 

OCTOBER 2007 NEWS

TOURS BY APPOINTMENT

Looks like October is going to be nothing but tours by appointment, including the sold-out walk Don is leading for the Pleasanton Library “Big Read” project covering that enduring novel The Maltese Falcon. With rain already sweeping in, November and December probably also will be given over to private groups willing to brave the elements, but if any walks open to all pop up, they’ll be listed here in the news.

LAST MONTH'S NEWS

The walks offered every Sunday in September brought back Mike Breiding after many a moon. One of the almost legendary Breiding clan that hovered on the edges of San Francisco’s cultural underground in the '60s and '70s (with the poet G. Sutton Breiding, one of the writers collected by the Bancroft Library, being the best known of that shadowy fraternity), Mike discovered that Hammett’s mean streets are still mean enough the bike whose adventures he chronicles on his Epic Road Trips blog was only a memory and a severed lock when he got back to the library. John Byrne of Monterey, however, had an easier time of it after planning his trip up, he had no problems whatsoever and worked up a glowing, atmospheric blurb, riffing like Raymond Chandler after a week-long bender. And toward the middle of September Sean McCourt did a write-up on the tour which was published in the Santa Cruz Sentinel Sean did his detective work on the same walk on which Ace Atkins wore down his gumshoes earlier in the year.

LOST WORLDS STRIKES AGAIN

The fourth issue of the journal Lost Worlds, devoted to the life and work of the California fantasist and poet Clark Ashton Smith, is finally available if interested, copies may be had from the bookseller Gavin Smith. Retailing for $15, the new issue covers the fantasy-horror story “Necromancy in Naat,” with detailed info on what CAS wrote for the first draft as well as what he cut out and what he changed in order to sell the tale to the pulps. That’s the bulk of the contents, but you’ll also find a memorial tribute Don wrote for the late, great Charles K. Wolfe, a pioneer CAS scholar as well as Don’s English advisor back in college in Tennessee, in addition to reviews and letters and the usual stuff of such journals.

 

SEPTEMBER 2007 NEWS

TOURS ALL THIS MONTH

Just like it says on the Tour Page, you’ll find a Dashiell Hammett Tour offered at noon every Sunday this month. If interested, pocket a tenspot and meet Don near the revolving “L” sculpture located on the northwest corner of the Main Library in 100 Larkin Street, San Francisco’s Civic Center. No reservations required. Just show up.

 

AUGUST 2007 NEWS

TWO TOURS THIS MONTH

Anyone who wants to show up with a tenspot in hand is welcome to join tours set for Sunday August 5thand Sunday August 19th— no reservations needed, just follow the directions on the Tour Page. And if you can’t make it to either of those, in September you’ll find walks heading out into the mean streets once stalked by Sam Spade every Sunday in the month.

JULY 2007 NEWS

OFF TO DENVER

Don is heading over to Denver for a good chunk of July, so no extra tours this month, open to just anyone who shows up — the tours arranged for groups by appointment are still rolling, of course. But you can mark your calendars now for Sunday August 5 and Sunday August 19, two tours with a noon start just like normal where all you have to do is show up with a tenspot in hand, everyone welcome. And in September you’ll find tours offered every Sunday in the month.

BACK FROM TEXAS

Last month Don drove out to Cross Plains, Texas, for the annual Robert E. Howard Days. His plan was to pick up the Cimmerian Award he got a couple of years ago for his critical anthology The Barbaric Triumph, but what ho!, in this year’s voting he ended up copping two more awards. He was presented with the Black River Award for discovering the typescript of Howard’s first book, A Gent from Bear Creek, plus a cache of heavily-annotated books owned by Howard’s father — discoveries he wrote up in the August and September 2006 issues of The Cimmerian.

Even better, he garnered a Black Circle Award for Life Achievement in Howard studies, the Big Kahuna of Howard-related awards. Very nice, and Don thanks all the folk who voted. He doesn’t know if he’ll be back in the running for any more Cimmerian awards in the future, but these three make for quite a haul already. Barbaric. Heavy marble bases. Cool skulls.

AFTER THE ACE TOUR

Last month Don did a tour for crime writer Ace Atkins and a bunch of other folk who showed up, ready to walk, and Ace recently popped in this update: “Just finished rereading The Maltese Falcon again. I can tell you I saw the book in a whole new – 3-D – way after the tour. I could get away from the engrained images from the film and see Spade’s apartment and the town at the time. I think your point about San Francisco being a new/fresh city in the ’20s is a major detail that’s easy to forget.”

After the walk Don and Ace and a couple of other guys adjourned to the Ha-Ra Bar on Geary Street, where they were joined for some hard-boiled talk and drinks by Bill Arney — and better yet, Carl the bartender. Carl is a prolific reader of detective novels and put the crew to the test with question after question. Luckily, Carl already owned a couple of Ace’s novels and Don knows enough about this stuff to hang in there when the questions got tough, so not only did they not get 86ed, but Carl stood them to a round of drinks. Thanks, Carl.

JUNE 2007 NEWS

AN ACE TOUR FOR SUNDAY, JUNE 3rd

Anyone who wants to show up at the n.w. corner of the Main Library in Civic Center at noon is welcome to join crime writer Ace Atkins on a hard-boiled walk through the good old mean streets of Frisco. Ace will be in the burg promoting his new novel of Florida noir, White Shadow, and wants to see the sites where Hammett hammered out the bedrock and erected the gallows for the genre, if you know what we mean. Grab a tenspot, come on down and meet one of the up-and-coming novelists in the field as a bonus treat.

TEXAS, YET AGAIN

Immediately after Don wraps up having a few drinks with Ace after the tour on the 3rd, he’s off to Cross Plains, Texas for the annual Robert E. Howard Days. He’s going to sign copies of his new chapbook Yours for Faster Hippos for the folk who want a John Hancock, and finally plans to haul back the Cimmerian Award he nabbed a couple of years ago, which has been on display in the Howard House and Museum. If you’re anywhere near that little Texas town, come on over and say hello.

MAY 2007 NEWS

EVERY SUNDAY THIS MONTH 

You’ll find a Hammett tour offered every Sunday this month, just like it says on the Tour Page. All you have to do is show up at noon, a tenspot in hand, hand it over and walk the walk behind the guide who has been doing this routine now for thirty years and probably knows what he’s up to by now. Thirty years on the mean streets. Experience. Meaningful experience. And lots of it.

SUNDAY, JUNE 3rd

Okay, you know how it is when you offer tours for a whole month, but for some reason various people just can’t make it out for those?Don does — and he was considering saying “No” to some people asking for a tour early in June, but then Ace Atkins threw his two bits into the ring. Ace is one of the newer crime writers, whose first mysteries had a blues music theme to them, and he’s going to be in the burg on June 3rd and wants to do the tour. Don first heard Ace’s name dropped by his pal, blues harmonica great R. J. Mischo, and figures it is a courtesy to all of us who love hanging out in blues bars everywhere to make sure Ace sees the essential Hammett sites. Anyone else who wants to join in is more than welcome, just show up — same price, meeting point, etc. as for the regular tours. With any luck the other folk who wanted an early June tour will show up for this one, and Ace’s train will roll into town on time. If it’s just Ace and Don, though, the tour goes on.

BOOKS ROLLING LIKE TRAINS

Don’s chapbook celebrating the 30th anniversary of his essay “Conan vs. Conantics” was made up in April, and ought to be ready to order, for those interested in that sort of thing. Work on the 30th anniversary edition of the Dashiell Hammett Tour book is coming down to the wire — Jo Hammett just turned in a new introduction written expressly for the book, and Don is slaving over his updating and revisions. Come fall, the best edition ever should be available in bookstores everywhere.

APRIL 2007 NEWS

ANOTHER MONTH FOR GOOFING OFF

No extra tours set for April, but if you hang on till May there’s a walk every Sunday in the month. Don is kind of enjoying his thirtieth anniversary year so far, and while for walking the walk it doesn’t look like he’s doing much, he is at work on a new edition of the Dashiell Hammett Tour guide book, excellent for use if you end up in town in a month like this month when there’s no guided gumshoeing slated for the mean streets.

SPEAKING OF 30th ANNIVERSARIES

The first of several books or chapbooks planned for publication this year is almost ready to roll — Yours for Faster Hippos: Thirty Years of “Conan vs. Conantics”. Yeah, it has been three decades since Don’s now-classic essay on the Lancer Conan series first saw print, and this booklet collects that one along with a sequel about the Bran Mak Morn pastiches, plus commentaries on the essays and the era in which they were written. A Cimmerian Library chapbook, limited to 100 numbered copies — if interested, get your order in fast.

 

MARCH 2007 NEWS

NOTHING EXTRA

No extra tours have popped up for the month, but various groups are scheduling walks for later in the year — the most intriguing one so far set for November, for a benevolent society that has its origins in the 1800s rescuing child slaves from the Tongs. Pretty cool resumé.

 

FEBRUARY 2007 NEWS

WALKING THE WALK

Once again, all the Hammett tours this month are being done for groups by appointment, but check back from time to time — any extra tours open to the public will be posted here. Or if you can hang in there until May, you’ll get a walk every Sunday in the month.

JANUARY

In retrospect, last month feels like it was a solid round of parties. The boxer-poet/writer-fighter Floyd Salas hit 76 years on the mean streets, current noir master Jim Nisbet turned 60, and the NoirCity5 festival at the Castro Theatre gave Don an excuse to hang out with Eddie Muller for some after-show drinks. Eddie (age unknown) just took over as the mystery reviewer for the San Francisco Chronicle and you can find his finished columns posted on his website. A brutal job, but someone has to do it.

No less a presence than Dennis McMillan hauled into the berg for Nisbet’s birthday bash, and mentioned that he is thinking seriously about doing another massive anthology to celebrate when his press reaches its twenty-fifth anniversary in a year or two.  One of Don’s favorite books is Dennis’ twentieth anniversary anthology, Measures of Poison. Don had a neo-Black Mask story in that one, and even attended the Bouchercon in Austin for the book’s debut in 2002, signing copies along with ten other contributors also in attendance.

Those Bouchercon copies with the eleven autographs seem to keep rising in value, but if you don’t know who was there, figuring out some of the signatures can be a real mystery. If you’ve landed one of those and can’t make out the John Hancocks, Don tells you who’s who right here:

Top right corner: Scott Phillips — top leftish: Kent Harrington — Don’s signature easy to read above the title imprint — to the right of Don’s name the initials “M C” at an angle, that’s Michael Connelly — the loopy loops autograph right below the title belongs to James Durham — just below Durham is Gary Phillips, his holograph almost recognizable — to the right and somewhat below Gary is Jesse Sublett, likewise readable, and he also drew the little skull thingy — in the far left gutter signed up and down is Bob Trulock — same angle up and down just right of Trulock is Jon A. Jackson, also almost readable — at a regular angle next to “Jackson” is another “initial signature”, that from George Pelecanos — bottommost name is Craig Miles Miller.

Top left: Jon A. Jackson — just below Jackson is Kent Harrington — top right, Scott Phillips — Don’s signature still legible above title imprint — the “M C” to the right of Don’s name still Michael Connelly — James Durham loopy loops still below title imprint — Bob Trulock holding steady in the left hand gutter, signing up and down — then these signatures in order below Durham: Gary Phillips, Jesse Sublett, George Pelecanos and Craig Miles Miller at the bottom.

AVAILABLE THIS MONTH

For those of you who remember the glory days of Creature Features on Channel 2, former host John Stanley (1082 Grand Teton Drive, Pacifica, CA 94044) is bringing out the new book I Was a TV Horror Host at the end of the month, covering the years he and the legendary Bob Wilkins piloted that late night horror fest through the airwaves. 556 photos. 210 pages in an 8 x 11 format. $25 plus $3 postage and handling. Includes interviews with the pre-governator Ah–nold, Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, Ray Bradbury, Elvira, Vincent Price and many more — and apparently Don himself is going to make an appearance, courtesy the short film The Attack of the Incredible Killer Scarecrow he shot as a mini-feature for the show many moons ago. Don appeared on the program several times, and was on hand for the very last episode ever aired. Those were the days — now resurrected for CF fans everywhere.

 

JANUARY 2007 NEWS

THIRTY YEARS UP AND DOWN THE MEAN STREETS!

Suddenly it is 2007, and what do you know, Don has been leading the dauntless Hammett Tour up and down the streets of San Francisco for nothing less than thirty years. Hmmm, guess this milestone may call for some special activities, so stay tuned — for the moment, the best plan going is that Vince Emery (publisher of Hammett’s Lost Stories) has slated for fall publication the long-promised updated and revised edition of The Dashiell Hammett Tour book.

TOURS BY APPOINTMENT

This month Don is only doing tours by appointment, notably one for the Arney Clan, in town for the wedding of the notorious Bill the Hat, inhabitant of Sam Spade’s apartment. Those of you (and there are some) who have been waiting for Bill the kick the bucket so you have a chance at the apartment, don’t get too excited — Bill’s keeping the Hammett digs. He’ll stash the wife somewhere, Nick-and-Nora like.

And a reminder: if you’re drifting into town and want to do the tour when it’s not otherwise slated, give Don at least a month’s notice so he has a chance to give it a plug here. If you have your own group and want to arrange a tour, just pop in an email.

META-TOUR

Don has known that the full four-hour tour he does is a meta-tour for a longgg time (that’s why he has mercy on groups by appointment and will shorten it to suit), but it’s always nice to discover that others can connect the dots and reach the same realization. Mike Humbert sent in a link to the most recent Internet write-up, where the on-tour references to the Wyatt Earp Woman, the Hammett-Can’t-Cook Woman, the Guy Who Thought the Plaque in Burritt Alley Meant that Sam Spade was REAL all clicked on the old light bulb. Yes, it is a meta-tour — and what a meta-tour.

DECEMBER 2006 NEWS

IF YOU’RE FAST

There’s a tour open to all on Sunday December 3rd — same details as on the Tour Page. A couple coming in from Australia asked for this one (giving Don enough lead time to get it in the News last month), and will welcome the company of other hard-boiled tourists ready to gumshoe those mean streets.

THE KING OF HORROR

Back in the day Don made a good part of his rep as a critic by writing essays about Stephen King, as the Maine writer began his climb up the bestseller ladder. Don’s article from 1986, “Stephen King: The Good, the Bad, and the Academic,” recently saw reprint in Stephen King from Chelsea House, one in the series of Bloom’s Modern Critical Views selected by Harold Bloom, the distinguished Sterling Professor of the Humanities at Yale University. If you follow that sort of thing, there you go. This essay originally appeared in Kingdom of Fear from Underwood-Miller, and is number two of three — the first one saw print in Fear Itself from Underwood-Miller in 1982, with the concluding piece, as Don gladly bailed out of essaying King, published in Reign of Fear from Underwood-Miller in 1988.

Don confesses that he seldom thinks about King anymore (notably, he actually forgot King’s name during his stand-up routine for the legendary Tentacle Sessions), and declined an offer to do the entry on the author of Carrie for the Greenwood Press encyclopedia Supernatural Literature of the World (although he did contribute several other entries). The only recent incident that almost made Don itch to get back in the King game again came as King and John Irving protested the idea that J. K. Rowling might kill off Harry Potter in her next novel. Someone pointed out to King that he himself had killed off many characters, not least the poor dog Cujo. King is quoted as responding: “You want to be nice and say ‘I’m sorry you didn’t like that,’ but I’m thinking to myself number one, he was a dog not a person, and number two, the dog wasn’t even real. I made that dog up, it was a fake dog, it was a fictional dog, but people get very, very involved.”

How about that? Harry Potter is real. Now that is News!

Do you think, anotheressay on King. . . ?

Naw.

THE MAN FROM CROSS PLAINS

Almost at the last minute, Don realizes that he never gave The Man from Cross Plains, a tribute to Robert E. Howard edited by Dennis McHaney that appeared earlier this year, a blurb — and time is running out. Released as a benefit book to raise money for Cross Plains, Texas after the disastrous fire a year ago, this title will only remain in print for a few more months and then will be withdrawn, so if you want it, get it now. Don contributes an essay, “The Shadow of the Dragon,” on nothing less than Conan and Bruce Lee.

AND JUST IN

Talk about your behemoth tomes, Don just received his copy of
The Complete Maltese Falcon Flyer: The Monthly Newsletter of the Maltese Falcon Society1982-2006 — 1016 pages thick, collecting every issue of the newsletter for the MFSover in Japan. Since Don launched the original Maltese Falcon Society in San Francisco, he was asked to provide an intro to this one, and his remarks duly appear, but in Japanese of course.

If you’re curious about what Don said in the original English,
click here.

CONAN, SWORD IN HAND, SCALES WALL STREET

As a fine concluding flourish for the centennial of his birth, on December 13th Robert E. Howard grabbed a write-up from John Miller in the Wall St. Journal, and Don’s seminal essay on Howard as a hard-boiled pulp fantasist gets referenced. And in a blog post for National Review, Miller adds some more thoughts on the subject.

NOVEMBER 2006 NEWS

COUPLE OF TOURS

Anyone wanting to risk some rain is welcome to join up on tours for Sunday November 12th at noon or Sunday December 3rd at noon — ten bucks, same details as on the Tour Page.

THAT HAMMETT HEARTTHROB

Lillian Hellman is coming back to town via the A.C.T. doing a revival of her classic play The Little Foxes, which runs through most of the month. Don is cooking up a deal with A.C.T. where you can take the tour then end up at the theatre for the matinee performance — details are sketchy at the moment, but will be posted on the A.C.T. website, and tickets will be sold through their box office. If interested, check it out — a little culture never hurt anybody.

 

OCTOBER 2006 NEWS

NOTHING COOKING ON THE MEAN STREETS

Yeah, we know it would be a swell month for a couple of tours, with the Indian summer warming up the weekends, but what with one thing and another Don has got October booked up with all kinds of other activities than hiking the Hammett trail. If you’re one of those people, driven by sudden desperation, who just have to go on the tour ASAP, you’ll spot an upcoming opportunity in the next blurb.

RAIN OR SHINE

Someone who took the tour many years ago is coming back to town and wants to see what’s changed in Sam Spade’s burg. Anyone who wants to join in is welcome